America- by Greg Johnson: I'll Sleep When YOU'RE Dead
Thanks (?) to Keith -AMERICA’s Intern/Executive Producer- for sending me this story.
Some dude named Van (chill) in Vietnam (less chill), his wife died in 2003. Sad.
As the story begins…
According to reports, Van began by sleeping upon his wife’s grave after she died in 2003.
WTF?…
Possibly the best use to stock photos I’ve ever seen.
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I recently did the same thing with fruit punch flavored Frooties.
(Source: eternallyinthetardis, via incises)
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!
GUYS, SERIOUSLY, STOP.
IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T COME TO PARTY GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB!
WE’RE NOT EVEN IN A CLUB! WE’RE IN THE OCEAN! IT’S ALMOST 2012! THAT SONG WAS TERRIBLE IN 2009! YOU ALL WORK IN FINANCE! PLEASE!
JAGERBOMBS! LEMONDROPS! BUTTERY NIPPLES! JELLO SHOTS!
I HATE EVERY ONE OF THOSE DRINKS. WHAT IS IT ABOUT BUSINESS MAJORS, MAN? I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME BEFORE YOU START SLIPPING EACH OTHER ROOFIES AND FISTFIGHTING FOR NO REASON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE. HOPE YOU DON’T GO TO JAIL LATER.
IF YOU’RE FEELING DRUNK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! AND IF YOU’RE TRYING TO FUCK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
IT’S JUST LIKE, SEVEN GUYS GETTING WASTED TOGETHER! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO F-
UGH. NEVERMIND. CATCH YOU AT THE OFFICE.
(Source: uarl, via garyoakz-deactivated20111123-de)
Congrats, IHC. You’re all going to live forever.
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Meanwhile, in America…
http://su.pr/2yt67x
Oh my sci fi….
